My Mom just sent me this joke in an email...
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from WalMart and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent, but fortunately, the pickup came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality, you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX
PS. Your girlfriend called.
