How about a multiple choice question?
Yes?
Okay.
Jenny has a large bruise down her left cheek and another on her right ear because:
A. She was running a marathon and got elbowed simultaneously by the first and second place runners just before she passed them and, in a photo finish, won the entire thing.
B. She was horseback riding and had to rescue a little girl whose horse had taken off at a full gallop and while doing so, brushed up against a tree branch.
C. (this one is for my husband) She got in a fight with Chuck Norris and won, even though he got in a few good punches first.
D. She closed her own head in the car door.
Stop laughing.
Please.
Hey look, a cute baby!
(The hair is out of control, isn't it? She's sort of stuck in that awkward "growing it out" stage.)
For further clarification for my newest readers... Jenny equals ME. Yeah. I told you this was embarrassing.
