If your white clothes are seeming a little drab, here is a great idea for giving them some new life and color...
Step 1 - Dress son for church, in a nice, crisp, clean, white dress shirt.
Step 2 - Send him to Sunday school, where he will decide to put one pink and one blue crayon in the front pocket of his shirt.
Step 3 - Wash and Dry said church shirt with the crayons still firmly in side the pocket.
Step 4 - Marvel at the beautiful swirls of melted wax now adorning not just the pink and blue dress shirt, but your entire load of laundry.
I love this job. Really. I do.